watch out ladies...i'm a playa'

this is for miss hailey and possibly for the metzler baby if you are a girl:

dear hailey and maybe metzler baby girl,

i just want you to know what i am. i have to warn you first...i spent one sunday morning with rebekah dunn and now she is my girlfriend and i spent another sunday morning with ally and she is my girlfriend too. they are both 18 years old. they probably will not stick around until i am old enough to marry one of them, so i thought i would just let you know that i am a . . .