My days with Jacob pt2

This falls under the category of "should I be worried about"...Jacob was just sword fighting with an imaginary person named Hundra. Then he lost him and went through the house calling his name and when he found him they started sword fighting again.

Jacob announces while sitting at the dinner table: "I have to go pee-pee...actually, I have to poop." Actually? That isn't really a word I use a lot. Where did that come from?!?

Jacob: "I'm going to turn 3."
::He turns around in 2 circles::
We then argue that he hasn't "turn" 3 yet.

It isn't "Tinker Bell", it's "Tinker Belt"!

While being tucked into bed..."I'm going to go pee-pee in my diaper...I pee-pee."

Jacob: "Mommy, do boys drink coffee?"

Mommy: Jacob. You know that you aren't allowed to do that. If you do that again, you will get a spanking.
Jacob: (said while hitting his leg with him hand) No, I'll do it by myself.
Mommy: Jacob, No mommy will spank you.
Jacob: I can do it myself. See?

My days with Jacob pt2

This falls under the category of "should I be worried about"...Jacob was just sword fighting with an imaginary person named Hundra. Then he lost him and went through the house calling his name and when he found him they started sword fighting again.

Jacob announces while sitting at the dinner table: "I have to go pee-pee...actually, I have to poop." Actually? That isn't really a word I use a lot. Where did that come from?!?

Jacob: "I'm going to turn 3."
::He turns around in 2 circles::
We then argue that he hasn't "turn" 3 yet.

It isn't "Tinker Bell", it's "Tinker Belt"!

While being tucked into bed..."I'm going to go pee-pee in my diaper...I pee-pee."

Jacob: "Mommy, do boys drink coffee?"

Mommy: Jacob. You know that you aren't allowed to do that. If you do that again, you will get a spanking.
Jacob: (said while hitting his leg with him hand) No, I'll do it by myself.
Mommy: Jacob, No mommy will spank you.
Jacob: I can do it myself. See?

Spelling

My child can spell...well, he can spell one thing:

M I C ... K E Y...M O U S E

Mickey Mouse! (I think he might watch too much TV!!)

It's Christmas!

Adam got the Christmas decorations down today and put the tree up. Jacob was so excited. He kept shouting, "It's Christmas! It's Christmas!"

I thought that Christmas last year was fun because he "got" it, but there is a new level of understanding and awareness this year. It will be interesting to see what he thinks tomorrow when it is still Christmas.

I can't wait to share with him the real meaning of Christmas and then to hear back his "version" of it. He is so smart and picks up so much stuff.

Christmas is going to be a blast this year with our family of 4!!!

It's Gone

Jacob: What's this?
::He had just pulled something out of his nose::
Mommy: a bugger
Jacob: can I play with it?
Mommy: no. Hand it to me.
Jacob: I want to play with it.
::He says whining as he moves his hand away from me::
Mommy: Jacob let me have it.
::At this point I'm in denial about the grossness of what I just said::
::He throws his hand up in the air...
Jacob: it's gone

Gross. Gross. Gross. These are the kinds of things a mother of 2 boys must come to expect on a daily basis.