Friday, December 14, 2007

Update

My feet and my ankles are HUGE! I really need to take a picture and post it for you to see. It is too funny.

Pray for us as we have a big Christmas production tonight. Adam and I have several roles in it. It will be a blast. I have been running so hard this week and am wiped, so I'm going home early to rest before we have to be at the church. It should be fun and impacting! I cannot wait!

I leave you with these thoughts . . .

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube , simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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