My days with Jacob pt3

I told Jacob that I was squeaky clean. He then squeezed my face to make me squeak. I love how his brain works!

Me: hey Buddy, you have some crazy hair.
Jacob: yes. I need a haircut. My hair popped out and can't go back in.

From spending a morning with Aunt Juli and Uncle Thomas: (Juli's account)
I have to tell you about our car ride to church this morning with your son. :) "Our God" by Chris Tomlin comes on the radio and Jacob goes, "This is church, Aunt Juli! That is momma and daddy singing. (next verse) That is Sean and Hailey... I mean Kim singing! (drum solo) That's Mr. Richie. He is playing the drums at church! (still drum solo) That's me playing the flute. I was at church all by myself and I played the flute. (chorus) Now Aunt Sheila is singing!! She is singing and playing the piano. (another song comes on) This is church, too, Juli!!" My goodness, your child is so smart and funny. I was laughing through the whole thing and he never lost his excitement about all the singers/musicians at church.

Jacob: "Do girls wear cow underwear? Oh wait. Sorry. They do!"

Jacob: No you don't say "arg", you say "ar"!

Jacob doesn't say "me too". He isn't two anymore so he says "me three"!

Jacob had some dry skin on his upper lip that was hanging off. I couldn't help myself and I started to pull it off. He screamed at me: "No! That's my mustache!!!" I can't stop laughing.

Jacob: "Mommy I'm smaller than a crayon."

Jacob to me: "Don't argue with Daddy because he's a boy!" What has Adam been teaching him while I'm at school?!?!?